Archive for March, 2009
Overthrowing your local government
Thursday, March 5th, 2009
I was talking yesterday with someone who lives in a very rural area. He had many derogatory things to say about his three person Town Board. What exactly he called them is irrelevant. Funny… but irrelevant. He wanted to know how to “change their mind” on an particular issue.
I told him that in order for them to “change their mind” implies they have one to change in the first place. And, he had just spent 15 minutes telling me that wasn’t the case.
I explain in Moving Mountains and Molehills Local Politics 101 as a last resort, if the issue is that important to you, sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands and throw the bums out. This is a three member Town Board. It only takes two to overthrow it.
When a discussion takes that turn, suddenly the issue is not near as important as it just was.
DARE to be Stupid
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
There has been a lot of talk lately about marijuana.
Some in California want to totally legalize it so they can tax it.
Others consider the prison costs that can be saved for taxpayers.
All this reminds me of a County Board meeting in November of 1998.
It was my first budget process as a County Board Supervisor. I eyed the line item of $15,000 which was the County share of the DARE. program. I had disliked the DARE curriculum since my son went through it a few years earlier. What crap. No wonder we have the drug problems we do. I was recognized by the Chair and rose to speak.
I explained that I was not opposed to a drug education program. I was opposed to THIS drug education program. I explained how I believed the DARE program lied to kids about many drugs thus doing more harm than good in the long run. We needed a new program.
The Chairman of the Law Enforcement Committee rose to respond. The former Police Chief, County Sheriff and long time County Board Supervisor shook his finger at me as he spoke, “Of course we lie to the kids. How else are we going to get through to them?”
My motion to drop DARE did not get a second.
Political Revenge is Sweet
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
Don’t get mad, get even.
I’ve waited years to get even with political opponents.
It didn’t take Michael Zarlenga that long.
To many in Old Town Alexandria, the sex shop that opened recently on King Street is nothing short of scandalous, a historical desecration just blocks from the boyhood home of Robert E. Lee.
But to Michael Zarlenga, it’s justice.
Zarlenga spent $350,000 on plans to expand his hunting and fishing store, the Trophy Room. He worked with city officials for almost two years and thought he had their support — until the architectural review board told him he couldn’t alter the historic property.
Furious and out of money, Zarlenga rented the space to its newest occupant, Le Tache.
“I can’t say I didn’t know it would ruffle feathers,” said Zarlenga, 41. “Actually, I was hoping for a fast-food chain because I thought that would be more annoying to the city.”
Can anyone help me out what?
What does Robert E. Lee’s boyhood home, blocks away, have to do with this?
Pothole Time
Monday, March 2nd, 2009

I’ve been told I need a front end alignment.
Considering the condition of our streets I suspect 80% of the cars in town need a front end alignment.
How’s your streets doing?